We have previously tried to understand why women put so many pillows on the bed, but we received no answers, so here are new pillow designs to annoy your husband. Ladies, you’re welcome.
Pillow Designs to Annoy Your Husband
Black and White Geometric Designs
My wife loves many different types of pillow patterns. If the walls are a solid color, she might want a design that stands out. The first set of pillow designs shows geometrical designs that really stand out. Some of these would make me dizzy, but if I’ve been ultra annoying to my wife, she might buy a lot of these types of pillows and build a house of pillows on the top of our bed, then offer that we could play in our pillow “fort”, but I couldn’t play, unless I took some Dramamine first.
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Colorful Geometric Designs
Just in case, you want some color with your annoyance that might give your husband motion sickness, here you are –
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You could REALLY Go Green
Ladies, maybe you’ve become a Vegan and have put your husband through all the changes of “what we will” and “what we won’t” be eating anymore. Poor guy, his barbecue favorites used to be ribs, steaks, and chicken, but now all that he is approved to barbecue are Asparagus, Bell Peppers, and Eggplant. If you really want to annoy him more – Go Green, even with your pillows. Imagine a room FILLED with pillows of trees, flowers, and other plants. He’ll think he’s in a Disney movie, like The Jungle Book or Tarzan. Even the plants pictured on the pillows affect his allergies, and no pill is made to relieve that kind of allergy.
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Did Santa lay off some reindeers?
Times are tough all over, it would seem, but there seems to be a lot of Christmas looking pillows with reindeer on them. With that in mind, I’m wondering if the North Pole has experienced some attrition in the last few years. Maybe, Donner and Blitzen weren’t “carrying their weight”, so to speak and Santa went with a more hybrid setup for the sleigh and let a few reindeer go, and out of protest, they hired themselves out as pillow models. Maybe it’s like Lost where they are trying to tell us something mysteriously, but we have to study them closely. Maybe the subject below is Comet or Cupid? We may never know, but if you buy one, there might be a clue. Who knows?
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Ladies, how do you annoy your husband with pillows?
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