Are there 10 Ways to Get Females to Notice You Without Talking To Them?
Love is a mysterious thing, like figuring out printer numeric error messages or why women have so many pillows on the bed. The hardest thing in life these days is figuring out the 10 ways to get females to notice you without talking to them.
With all the Social Media platforms and apps these days getting females to notice you is harder and harder, but I am here to help.
And now, here are the 10 Ways to Get Females to Notice You Without Talking to Them;
1. Become a Mime. A very good Mime.
2. Wear a hat. A very big hat.
3. Wear a suit that will help you stand out.
4. Get Rich.
Not the goofy guy at the gym. Get money, cash, dollars. If you make them (even if you’re a counterfeiter), the women will notice you.
5. Work on your hairstyle.
6. Drive a car that makes you stand out.
7. Skywrite a message
For example, “Hi. I’m the cool guy wearing a really, really big cowboy hat at Disneyland. Look for me by the spinning teacups. Unless I have to eat, go to the restroom or get Goofy’s autograph. If you can’t find me, ask Mickey…” This might cost a lot of money. Skywriting fees are sky high these days. See #4.
8. Get on TV. Females notice people on TV.
9. Wear nice shoes. May we suggest flippers.
10. What have we left out?
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